For the past three years Teabaggers and Militia Freaks have been spreading rumors that President Obama is going to declare martial law. Not one of those scores of lies has come true. The only thing that came out of those rumors is the realization that Teabaggers and Militia Freaks are liars, willing to tell any lie, make any threat and do any nasty disgusting thing to promote their sick political agenda. Folks, welcome to conservative politics, this is what conservatives and Republicans do best.
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So, President Obama is going to support Karl Marx for president in 2016, according to Bill Looman. Just one big problem here, Mr. Marx has been dead for 130 years.
The funniest post ever from Bill Looman and his idiot followers . Bill tries so hard to sound intelligent, but he just doesn’t have the brain cells to pull it off, and the people who reply to his posts don’t either. It looks like he finally got around to reading that Constitution he’s always misquoting, and he’s a bit dumbfounded about it. But, then, he gets confused reading the ingredients on a bottle of water.
Bill Looman is willing to kill those who disagree with Capitalism, yet he doesn’t like it himself.
If I use Bill Looman’s standard for proof, this image proves he is a liar.
According to Bill Looman, red states are going Fascist. The truth about Red States, from Bill Looman:
A collage of hypocrisy from Bill Looman
And, for the grand finale, Bill Looman saying that “Christian women deserve to be rape[d].”
Bill Looman seceded from America, foments civil war and
threatens to kill our president. He is no longer an American
NOSTRADAMNREDNECK speaks again, still hasn’t learnt English. I have a 3 year old grand daughter who can tutor him in English and Spanish. She speaks 2 languages fluently while Bill Looman can’t even speak English well enough to be understood.
Maybe he speaks German….
I was just at the VA clinic 2 weeks ago. I see my primary health care team at least 2 times a year. I know that this is a LIE. No one has ever asked me if I own a gun. Bill Looman is a liar.
Bill Looman says Muslims are the ones who are preoccupied with death and murder, so, Pastor Paul P. Waldmiller must be a Muslim preacher, Christians aren’t supposed to incite violence; but then, these people aren’t Christians by Jesus’ standards.
Not one of the many predictions he has made in the past 3 years has come true. This alone brands him as a False Prophet. The predictions of a True prophet always come true, Bill Looman’s never do.
More images from Bullshit Bill
This is used as the motto of The Yorkshire Regiment in the British Army.
Christians would like to wish all surviving Native Americans a very happy Thanksgiving
When Joe McCarthy was in the Army, during WWII, he would sit in the rear gun turret of fighter planes, sitting on the ground, and pretend to be shooting down enemy planes. His fellow soldiers thought he was crazy and nick-named him Tail-Gunner Joe. He was a flunkey, a liar and a con artist, just like Bill Looman. In Congress, he was hated and laughed at like a pathetic buffoon, just like Bill Looman is in his neighborhood.
Today, while most of America celebrates the decimation of hundreds of cultures and the murder of tens of millions of men, women and children across this land, I grieve for my ancestors, The Cherokee, who were brutally murdered in the name of the Christian God for their land.
Only half of the Pilgrims survived the first winter, and those only lived because of the help of the Wampanoag Indians. At the end of the following summer they had a celebration for the survivors of that first year, and the Wampanoag joined the festivities, bringing 5 freshly killed deer, and partied for 3 days.
Rather than show their gratitude to the Wampanoag for helping them survive, the Pilgrims, over the following years, slaughtered them and took their land. The reason, according to the Pilgrims, was “Manifest Destiny.” In other words, it was God’s will that the white Christians should have the land. This concept of “Manifest Destiny” and the wholesale slaughter of natives was not new to that first “Thanksgiving,” it was first brought to the Americas by Columbus himself, and was a continuation of the same arrogant attitude that spawned the Crusades and the Inquisitions, and still persists into the 21st century as Bill Looman’s “Patriot movement.”
Today, the concept of “Manifest Destiny” is still alive and thriving with a group of Conservative Christians calling themselves “Patriots.” Even now, in the 21st century, these so-called “Patriots” are calling for the extermination of Muslims, atheists, Democrats, liberals, socialists, progressives, and anyone else who opposes them. This is the movement that Bill Looman is promoting, in the name of his god.
Bill Looman pictures
The “Don’t tread on me” joke…
Two posts that demonstrate just how mentally unbalanced Bill Looman really is.
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “go forth and kill your leaders,” so, they killed him. So much for that old lie that Christianity is all about peace and love. They are some of the most violent people on the face of the Earth.
This is the same hyperbolic rhetoric that is spewed on Bill Looman’s Facebook page. And, like Bill Looman and his groupies, these people are mentally sick.
Dear Red States:
We’re ticked off at your Neanderthal attitudes and politics and we’ve decided we’re leaving.
We in New York and California intend to form our own country and we’re taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren’t aware, that includes California, Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and the rest of the Northeast.
We believe this split …
will be beneficial to the people of our new country,
The Enlightened States of America, (E.S.A).
To sum up briefly:
You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.
We get stem cell research and the best beaches.
We get Andrew Cuomo and Elizabeth Warren. You get Bobby Jindal and Todd Aiken
We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.
We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.
We get Harvard and Cal. You get Ole’ Miss.
We get 85 percent of America’s venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.
We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states pay their fair share.
Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition’s, we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.
With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country’s fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation’s fresh fruit, 95% of America’s quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US’ low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven Sisters schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Berkeley, Cal Tech and MIT.
In the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, all of the US tobacco crop, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, and Rush Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson,and the University of Georgia.
We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.
Of those in the Red states, 38% believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we’re discussing the death penalty or gun laws; 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11, and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.
We’re keeping the good weed too. You can have that crap they grow in Mexico.
Citizens of the Enlightened States of America
A declaration of war against the Government, and each other.
What a bunch of idiots! These are the new Keystone Cops, running around shooting each other. Oh well, what should we expect from a bunch of Facebook couch potatoes pretending to be important?
–Public Statement of Non-Support–
The Missouri Citizen Militia having been informed of the group XXX-Minutemen’s intent to meet in Plattsburgh, MO on 19NOV2013 and to establish that city as a new National Capitol and to make this happen they have asked for the armed support of the citizens of Missouri.
This is in direct opposition to our charter and purpose and we do not condone or support the overthrow of our Government by the usurpation of a municipality that has no influence whatsoever on our countries domestic policies.
Their stated intent to make this the “New nations capitol” is nothing short of a declaration of war against the Government and is a crime. In addition to this the Missouri Citizen Militia will report to the appropriate law enforcement agencies any criminal activities that they become aware of and in the absence of police response will act to physically defend our communities and the state of Missouri against such threats.
From MCM State Command
Teabagging for Jesus
Come on, Bill Looman, You’re doing more to destroy Christianity than Every Muslim and atheist put together ever could.
A very apropos image to represent Bill Looman’s Civil War. This war is being fought by such famous warriors as, Elmer Fudd, Daffy Duck, Wile E. Coyote and the 3 Pigs, with financing provided by Scrooge McDuck. Their primary tactic is to lie about their enemies until they surrender, while pretending to use real guns.
Bill Looman sends his thugs to terrorize a child.
Meet “EMMA PRIEST:
Remember that Jesus movement back in the 50s? I remember them coming to our door as a child with all sorts of pamphlets and kind words of peace and charity. They had a catch phrase, “Jesus loves you,” that they quoted with a smile on a kind face. These people were often seen feeding the poor and helping the sick. Their churches operated “soup kitchens” for the poor and many even founded hospitals where the poor could get medical attention.
Where is that Jesus today? A recent poll of Jesus’ followers on Facebook found that the movement’s message has changed dramatically. The Jesus who once said “give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s,” now promotes the assassination of our President and seeks to replace Caesar as the ruler of our nation. He now says that everyone should carry a gun, no matter their propensity to violence. He is now saying that people who disagree with him should be killed. And, for the poor, “let them starve and die from their illnesses,” Jesus no longer loves them. Jesus has moved uptown. He now only loves those who have the money to build magnificent buildings in his honor. He only has time for those who are willing to kill and rob in His name.
Jesus is no longer that wimpy hippie dude who wastes his time on the poor, weak and sick; He has become a man who now leads a revolution to support the wealthy who are bleeding our nation dry.
Here is the new, improved, grown up Jesus, this is the guy who “gets things done.” And, all of those hospitals he built way back when, now only help the poor if they have insurance or if the government will pay the bill. The soup kitchens and food pantries now operate on government and corporate funds, or close their doors. Jesus has found Capitalism, and now his followers are required to show a healthy profit for their charity work.